Note that none of the stuff below is true, nor funny, so don't sue me mmkay?
Stillie Spice Victoria Caroline Addams Born on 17/04/74
Other Aliases Mini-Skirt Spice, Gucci Spice, Alien-Face Spice
Likes Holding the same facial expression for hours at a time.
Idols Roger Moore. (see likes)
Titless Spice Melanie Jane Chisholm Born on 12/01/74
Other Aliases Jackie-Chan Spice, Shell-Suit Spice
Likes Combining tastless sportsware with a tastless accent.
Idols Fatima Whitbread
Slapper Spice Melanie Janine Brown Born on 29/05/75
Other Aliases Scrubber Spice, Mouthy Spice, Mad-Cow Spice
Likes Piercing her body, and piercing everyones ears by shouting RA!
Idols Ancient mythical being, The Medusa
Fat Spice Emma Lee Bunton Born on 21/01/76
Other Aliases Sly Spice, Mum-He-Did-It Spice
Likes Murdering next doors kitten and using that cute look of hers to get away with it.
Idols Fred West, Hannibal Lector
Old Spice Geraldine Estelle Halliwell Born on 06/08/72
Other Aliases Ginger-Pube Spice, Ugly Spice
Likes Getting out of the old peoples home at weekends to party with the girls. And causing minor injuries in crowded rooms with her baps.
Idols Barbara Cartland